We now know that John McCain, while not being experienced enough to run Hewlett-Packard (possibly because they give benefits to civil unions) he is the inventor of the Blackberry.
Well, that isn't the only thing he has invented. Here is just a partial list moving from present to past:
Nanotechnology:
My friends, John McCain had five years in a prison camp to think about this idea. He was watching the roaches in his cell and thought, "What if we could make small organisms to do this in the body?" He was able to buy one of his houses with the money he made from that patent.
The Laserdisc:
While this one didn't exactly work out, he was able to use this money to fund his campaign for Congress (Why? Where do YOU think he got the money?)
The Mersey Beat Sound:
While stationed in Hamburg and dating a Turkish stripper, John McCain became friends with five mop tops from Liverpool and showed them how to set up a counter point between the bass and drums that became the cornerstone of the British invasion. Unfortunately, my friends, John McCain could not enjoy the fruits of his creativity because he was a POW. (Did you know he was a POW?)
The Motion Picture camera:
While Edison beat him to the patent, John McCain experimented with this while living in the Canal Zone and reading Tijauna Bibles.
Movable Type:
While apprenticed to Johannes Gutenberg as a young man, John McCain fought for your right to read romance novels and cookbooks by making it easier to mass produce books. Unfortunately his families fortune was wiped out when the Chinese sued for patent infringement. This started a long vendetta by McCain against Asian people.
The wheel:
While working at Mr Slates Quarry, John McCain, my friends, noticed that round things roll and put four of them on his car, which up to then he had to drag to work. He then invented the Drive In Restaraunt and bought ribs so big they flipped his car over.
John McCain Real Man of Genius!