Late last night I was relaxing in front of my LCD monitor wearing my protective tin foil hat, when I received a telepathic message from Yaroh, my spirit guide, who lives at a secret base hidden in the seventh ring of Saturn. Yaroh frequently imparts to me special knowledge know only to the high priests of Daho'n. Last night I was informed that the global banking crisis is in reality an effort by the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy to distract America's attention from this video of Sarah Palin being blessed by her pastor, the radical Christian cleric Bishop Thomas Muthee, as she was about to run for governor of Alaska:
Among other things, Bishop Muthee enjoins God to protect her from witchcraft and to "bring finances her way" in her quest for the governorship.
Yaroh informs me that the entire Daho'n priesthood thinks this is a bit over the top. The Daho'n priesthood strongly believes in the principle of separation of church and state.
*** FOLLOW-UP ***
I just received another telepathic message from Yaroh. He asked, "If Barack Obama had been video taped in a situation like this, would he have any chance of being elected dog catcher, let alone President of the United States?"
My response was, "Have you ever heard of IOKIYAR?"
"Yes," he replied. "She's my cousin."