UPI, the news outlet, has released some stunning news. In a letter Obama wrote last week he admitted to having some previously unknown help in speech giving. This newest adviser is very different than any of us and bound to start to new round of assault from the Right. We all are aware of how dangerous it could be to have this stranger introduced at this late date. McCain and his Fox cronys are sure to try and make this into a game changer if we let them. Hopefully our country has become diverse enough to be accepting of all kinds. Here is a excerpt from the exposed letter.
"Sometimes I get a little nervous before talking in front of a crowd, but 'Flat Stanley' helped me practice the speech," the presidential hopeful wrote. "He made me recite it in front of him and then even gave me some advice so the speech would go smoothly. 'Flat Stanley' is really a great coach." Flat Stanley
For those of you not in the know, Flat Stanley aka Stanley Lampchop, has been around for yrs but kept mostly to the younger crowd. Flat Stanley is known for a tragedy that befell him when he had a Blackboard fall on him making him Flat. Flat Stanley overcame this accident and has learned to live with his condition.
Stanley Lambchop is flattened when a bulletin board falls on him. He survives and makes the best of his altered state, and soon he is sliding into rooms through the opening at the bottom of closed doors and being kind to his younger brother by playing as a kite for him. Stanley even helps catch some art museum sneak thieves by posing as a painting on the wall! But one special advantage is that Flat Stanley can now visit his friends by being mailed in an envelope. http://en.wikipedia.org/...
Flat Stanley has yet to talk with the Media, probably preferring to work behind the scenes rather than become a McCain Smear Victim or even worse another Joe the Plumber. Why Barack made this revelation at this late date is unknown. It is quite foolish of him considering that everyone knows that 7yr old little boys are notorious for seeking the limelight. Many will consider this when evaluating Baracks judgement. Hopefully enough voters have cast early ballots to cancel out any negative backlash from this news. Now if we can just keep Hannity and Rush away from Newton Mass. and young Master Aron Mondschein we may be able to keep the damage to a minimum.