OK, I got this via an e-mail and thought it was worth sharing with the community.
Yes, I know this is not a diary in any real sense. I did no research here, there are no links. I know this rightly annoys many here (myself included sometimes). I'd hope that in the past, my history of publishing diaries that are more substantive will give me a little leeway here.
Enough preamble, judge for yourselves:
PLEDGE OF UNITY
The election is over,
The results are known.
The will of the people
Has clearly been shown.
Let's forget the quarrels
And show by our deeds.
We will give our leader
All the help that he needs.
So let's all get together
And let bitterness pass,
I'll hug your elephant
And you kiss my ass