Ah, the internet. Where people will always maintain a high level of discourse when left to their own unmoderated devices... right?
Right?
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While the President-elect sympathizes with your plight, the federal government simply does not have the resources to protect each individual citizen from Vice President Al Gore. Be proactive. If you replace lightbulbs in your house with energy-efficient ones, put a pebble-filled water bottle into your toilet tank to conserve water, and turn down your thermostat a few degrees this winter, he might just go away on his own.
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Not until Oklahoma returns them. Its state legislature just passed a measure providing for something they called "a big ole secession fence," and they need all the labor available.
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Never. It wouldn't exactly be a hopping Party with just Joe Lieberman.
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It looks like you might have mistakenly typed into the wrong open window. The window you want should be titled "NC-17 Real People Slash chat room."
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To receive Elucidation on this grave Matter, consult the President's-elect Pamphlet titled "A Modest Proposal For Preventing The Poor-House Inmates and Prisoners of America From Being a Burden to Their Country, and For Making Them Beneficial to The Publick."
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The President-elect is very concerned with the health of the American people. Health-affecting health care measures like health, health literacy and health care will be a top priority for the Health and Human Services administration, my preciousss. Health-health.
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The President-elect is puzzled by your question but grateful for your providing the first known hard evidence that the auditory hallucination phenomenon knows as "voices in the head" extends to cyberspace.
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Yes, the President-elect is prepared to commit to a meeting with the Dalai-Lama in the Oval Office. He is also considering holding brief follow-ups in a boat, in the dark, on the train, in a car, in a tree, in a box, and in any other part of the White House.
This concludes the Odd Q & A session for the day. Thank you, everyone, and see you next time.