We all heard his threat. But we did not listen. Authorities report that Joe the Plumber has been on a spree, attacking people who disrespect a soldier's service. Here's a video, explaining the situation:
Joe is a Republican, so we know he is armed and dangerous. The FBI believes he is en route to Washington, DC right now. The city has subsequently closed all schools (they can claim it's because of snow, but we all know better) to protect mouthy teenagers who naively believe they have a right to free speech. We urge everyone to not leave their homes unless completely necessary until this terror alert has been settled.
We must work together to bring this criminal to justice before anyone else gets hurt. He attacks us, like teh tehorrist, because he hates our freedom. Our very right, alone, to say something that might offend a soldier broils his anger.