Legalizing Marijuana would solve all of our problems.
If Marijuana was just legalized, we could tax it and the income derived would be enough to totally do away with the income tax. Just imagine how liberating April 15th would be!
Also, we could grow it and drive our cars on the oil that it produces. This would break the back of the oil cartels and also the terrorists that derive much of their funding from oil revenues. The outer fibre of the plant can be woven into clothes softer than the finest silk. These fibres are easy to dye and result in bright colors. Because it is all natural and no pesticides are necessary for this hardy plant, these clothes will be safer for all and will eliminate many skin rashes associated with other fabrics.
The medicinal properties of this fabulous plant are now just beginning to be realized. I think many know that it helps cancer patients to maintain appetite. But few know (except longtime users, hehe) that it also prevents the common cold and certain strains of flu! And not only is it good for gluacoma but it also generally improves vision too. Many of you may have experienced some of this while using but were unaware that the residual affect carries on in the day to day. Like the blind man at a tent revival proclaiming, "I can see, I can see", many pot users have seen theior own vision improve dramatically with use.
In short, all our problems could be easily solved if we just legalized this beautiful plant. All the hard work that Obama and his administration are doing now would be completely unecessary if he would just work for legalization. The economy would turn around overnight, our children would have straight teeth and we could just relax with our friends and . . .
LITE UP!