Mr. Mackey, you made a new customer today. I had never shopped in your establishment before, but today I went for the first time. I am happy to support a corporation with such a sensible CEO. Just a few suggestions: why all the vegetarian crap? Nobody wants that stuff, its just a fad set up by the libs and and media. By the way, what is gluten?
Anyway, I also couldn't find many of my favorite products. So I didn't buy very much, but I will make a point to come in once a weeek from now on. One more thing, your prices are a bit high as well. You should check and see if your managers aren't marking things up too high and skimming off you. Nonetheless, glad to be aboard, but please start stocking Eggo Waffles and some good coffee like Tasters Choice. signed, goldwater
Spurred on by this diary, I went over to the Whole Foods site, signed up (which takes 1 minute), and posted this.
I know this is a short diary, and there is the other original diary going down the list, but my cohorts over here are ROTFing and demanding that this gets a wider audience.
So, what is your "first time WF shopper story?