In order to form a more perfect union, and to better serve my fellow man, I am shopping for real estate in Costa Rica. Not for myself, no. I have no interest in moving anywhere. I'm looking out for one of my fellow Americans. A man who promised that, if this healthcare bill passed, he would move to Costa Rica. Will you help me in picking out a new home for a desperate fellow American?
We all know that Rush Limbaugh is in a hard place, now. He laid down the gauntlet, and there's only one way that he will be able to escape the socialistic healthcare in America. By moving to the socialistic healthcare in Costa Rica!
But Rush is a busy, busy man. So, we here at Daily Kos should help Rush do the legwork to find his new home.
We all know Rush is a man of fine tastes (Oxycontin, and all of his wives), so only the best will do! He needs lots of room for his ego, and plenty of seclusion from his neighbors. They won't appreciate him in their neighborhood anymore than we do!
So, I've narrowed Rush's new home down to four possibilities. Help me pick Rush's new abode!
Property #1 is a beautiful 5 BR Mediterranean-style home, with not one, but TWO bedroom apartments for Rush's cleaning ladies/drug runners. Those are the pros. Cons: Mediterranea? Are you kidding me? Too socialist.
Property #2 is one of the "natural wonders" of the Tambor area. The area is surrounded by waterfalls, ocean, and sandy white beaches. Cons: not even a whiff of the pollution and industrial waste that Rush cherishes.
Property #3 is a truly stunning palace, overlooking the Pacific Ocean. The house has 3 bedrooms, and 3 bathrooms, each with its own Jacuzzi tub. Cons: this isn't for Rush. This is the house I want.
Property #4
GFY! Here's a cardboard box!