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Tea Party Patriot Transformation Tutorial
The Tea Party movement requires a lot more work from its members than you'd think. They need to spend hours and hours to achieve their special Tea Party Patriot look!
This tutorial is going to show you how to look like a Red, White and Blue Tea Party Patriot.
Tea Baggers don't believe in spending tax dollars on anything as intrusive as government oversight of the private sector, so you need to remind people that you're fighting for a world in which polluted water, disease ridden foods, and radiation will go unchecked leading to the kinds of festering sores that a true Tea Party Patriot should never be seen without! Companies like BP should be able to do whatever they want as long as they turn a profit for their share holders!
A complete disregard for truth is the hallmark of a true Tea Party Patriot.
They should all wear Pinocchio noses to show their commitment to ignoring the truth and spreading lies.
It's also important for them to do everything they can to ensure that they're not mistaken for a black, brown or other un-American person.
And even though the original Tea Baggers dressed up as Native Americans, its important that they stick to a campaign of ignorance by wearing one of the powdered wigs favored by wealthy landowners and the aristocracy of the day.
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