I'm sorry if this seems like unseemly gloating, but as a lifelong Democrat, a 48-year Giants fan, a chartered seat license owner, and a 13-year season-ticket holder, I would like to point out that the Giants' victory over the Texas Rangers in the World Series is obviously God's punishment against Texas for:
- Hating gay people;
- The Texas Board of Education (particularly its textbooks);
- Executing 447 of its citizens since 1982; and
- Giving us all George W. Bush.