Now that the election is behind us (like the door that hit us in the behind on the way out) I figured it was time for something lighter. I was a little hesitant about this until I read MinistryofLove's porn diary, and then I relaxed.
You can argue that sex is better than cake, but there are at least a few arguments for the proposition that "Better than Sex" cake really IS better than sex.
Here's how:
Here are the top reasons "Better Than Sex" Cake is better than sex. Feel free to add your own in the comments, or for that matter, to make the opposite argument:
- You don't have to wait till the kids are asleep to get some.
- You might be telling the truth if you say it's the best you've ever had.
- You're unlikely to be arrested for selling it.
- Nobody worries about the kids having premarital cake.
- A cake under 17 years of age is a good thing.
- The yeast in it won't give you an infection.
- You don't care if it was good for you, and it certainly doesn't care if you were good for it.
- You don't have to take a pill and wait an hour for it to rise.
- If you accidentally get a spot of icing on your dress, the dress won't be confiscated for evidence.
- You won't be surprised by the arrival of cupcakes nine months later.
- It looks as good before six beers as after.
- It won't expect you to respect it in the morning.
- Everyone swallows.