Today a desperate Biff Tannen Beck attacked Jon Stewart, trying to find any way he could to bully Stewart into shutting up and sitting down. Clearly, Beck is livid after Stewart's brilliant spot-on mockery that utterly shreds Beck and his odious Soros attacks.
In case you missed it, here is Stewart's most recent tour de force:
LINK TO VIDEO (Comedy's Central's embed code is unfortunately not working for me)
Today Beck sent out an email blast asking if he should get a restraining order against Stewart, because Stewart spent 66% of a show on Beck. Apparently Beck crunched the numbers, came up with 66% of the minutes in a single show, and felt that was a powerful statistic that would prove Beck's point about how "creepy" Jon Stewart is! Okayy.....
He also gave the story prominent coverage in The Blaze:
Jon Stewart spent over seven minutes mocking Fox News and Glenn Beck’s recent George Soros expose.
Seven minutes! OMG OMG OMG!!! Bwahahahahaha! Breaking news - a comedian makes fun of people!
Unfortunately, Beck spent at least one entire hour (100%) on Soros, and parts of many many other shows on similar Soros attacks. And I would love to see the percentage of time Beck has spent attacking President Obama, the First Lady, their children, the Administration and progressives (Revolutionary Holocaust, anyone?). I'm guessing that would have to total near 100%, right, going on two years now? Doesn't that make BECK the one who is creepy?
Beck can dish it out but obviously he can't take it. He wants Stewart to shut up so badly. He thinks he can bully Stewart and Comedy Central the way he did Anita Dunn and Van Jones. I don't think that's going to work this time, Biff. Jon Stewart has got your number and he's not afraid of the likes of you.
Why is Beck so angry? This may have something to do with it:
The best way to drive out the devil, if he will not yield to texts of Scripture, is to jeer and flout him, for he cannot bear scorn. - Martin Luther
Beck just cannot let it go. He can't rest as long as there is even one person out there who is not afraid to speak out against him. Beck wants total control. He's Captain Queeg! And when he can't have what he wants, he becomes completely irrational. There's a lesson here for dismantling the Beck noise machine.
And just for fun, here's a prior Stewart masterpiece:
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Hey thanks for the rec list everyone! We should all learn from Jon Stewart how effectively humor and mockery work to expose Glenn Beck. Beck - the Naked Propagandist.