#sekritarmy has been a bit busy lately trying to fix the world.
We have been implementing some new methods to bring more attention to our cause.
Meanwhile, we thought we would publish some of the mail we have received in the interest of transparency.
Dear #sekritarmy,
Why haven't you saved the world yet? We're waiting...
Sincerely,
Kossacks for Whirled Peas
Yo,
We saw your post last week. Yur stupid cat blog is gonna get it! You want a cyber war? We'll give you cyber war!
signed,
anonymouse
Hey #sekritarmy,
How come you don't post more kitty pr0n?
Sincerely,
Kitty
Dear #sekritarmy;
We experienced some computer problems after clicking on your post. We think you have a virus.
Respectfully,
3sekritarmyfanclub
Good Morning,
I have a request. Can you include more information on how we can get in shape for the coming insurrection? BTW, we love your blog! We lost ten pounds already.
Love,
WeightWatchers
Hey Commie Catz and Dog,
Why do you insist on Day Light Savings time!?!! Another government intrusion on our lives! One less hour for us to make a profit! You haven't heard the end of this!!!
Sincerely
Galt, Inc.!
To Whom it may concern,
We have received your check for a new subscription to "Cat Fancy" magazine. Congratulations on your excellent taste. Your first issue will arrive 3-14-2011. Please be sure to check out our new section, How to get rid of the Dog! We believe you will find it informative.
Sincerely,
Subscription Department