So, what is everyone doing with their extra daylight? I'm selling mine on eBay.
Did anyone get an iPad2? Is it magic on a stick? Is it like being hugged by Jesus and Obama? Does it whisper "They'll remember your name"?
Can we just be done with car alarms? They haven't done shit in 30yrs.
If you're doing it right, you don't need a safeword.
Can you sue a Chinese restaurant for damages incurred as a result of bad fortune cookie advice?
Five years from now, "iPhone Thumb" will be the new Tennis Elbow.
lost the pub trivia quiz on the last question. The question was, "Where do woman have the curliest hair?" Apparently, the answer is Fiji.
If I could have any superpower I would choose Cold War era Soviet Union.
Let's be honest, minimalists are just broke.
Bill Hicks is my Einstein, Richard Pryor my Shakespeare, George Carlin my Confucius. Their comedy is timeless. They have taught me so much.