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~ 17:50 hrs, 21 May 2011:
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#sekritarmy assessment of pre-rapture atmospheric conditions.
Mobilized bunker command and activated sensors.
Review of online tracking devices to estimate number of members affected.
Hold position...
Time: 17:59 hrs, 21 May 2011
Awww, who are we kidding!
After all, we know when things will really end.
But we really cannot allow our minions to escape their responsibilities so easily.
And for those who are still confused...
We have to admit, our little joke was brilliant.
But in the end, we couldn't follow through.
It was worth it though.