Which serial killer will Bat$hit Bachmann compare herself to next? ;D
Abba, "Waterloo," and Bat$hit Bachmann couldn't provide a more perfect set - up for SPARK! This guy may learn REAL soon that you probably don't want to spark with the Disney corporation. Some "people" need a sparkin' sense of humor; lady, don't take yourself so damn seriously! Finally, maybe this art - teest is giving some art medium pointers to Pollock, Picasso, Monet, and the American Gothic dude! :D
Let's Countdown!
Keith's got the purple paisley tie look going tonight! Again, I'm not usually one to notice ties, but I'm a sucker for paisley. ;D
"Breaking News" AKA "Liars Poker" AKA "Deadlocked on Debt" - Senate Dems might declare debt ceiling unconstitutional? OK! Ryan Grim has the details. The 14th Amendment says specifically that US debt & its validity cannot be questioned. HUH! OK...gotta look that up in a bit. ;D Yea, the GOBP is good at picking out parts of the Constitution it likes & ignoring what it doesn't like. Negotiations will go on until it gets to be crunch time; then, the 14th Amendment option might be used. The White House & Treasury are still insisting there's no "plan B." How 'bout that pesky Constitution, boys & girls?! ;D President Obama's meeting with Mitchie went about as well as if $aint $arah from Wasilla & I met in a crowded room. ;D The GWB tax cut extensions may or may not be on the chopping block; the memo is that eliminating the extensions is off the table. Jeff Madrick gets more debt ceiling duty. He would LOVE for the GWB tax cut extensions to be gone baby gone! He also thinks Wall Street will eventually put the proverbial beat down on the GOBP on their refusal to raise the debt ceiling shenanigans. Joementum & "Doc" Coburn wanted to take a whole mess of coin out of Medicare right away; that suggestion got the kibosh. That "proposal" was considered bipartisan?! I DON'T THINK SO!
"And They're Off" AKA "Obama Fights Back" - Bat$hit Bachmann called John Quincy Adams a founding father; well, at not even a teenager yet, he was more like a founding boy. But, don't let pesky facts get in your way, honey!
President Obama was in Davenport, IA today! I wonder if he went to see the Jackson Pollock Guggenheim Mural over at the Figge Museum?! ;D Some of the Godfather's Pizza dude's campaign staff have joined Newties ex - staffers & ditched him. President Obama's scared of Bat$hit Bachmann?! BBBBbbbbWWWWwwwwHHHHHHhhhhAAAAAaaaaa!!! Of course, she said that to the Mannity. Has he been water boarded yet?!
$aint $arah from Wasilla's in IA for her "documentary." Huh, I thought she was on jury duty! ;D Ken Vogel gets some bat$hit duty tonight. Bat$hit Bachmann's former chief of staff wrote an op ed saying there is no way in bloody hell she's ready for the highest office in the land; hell, I wouldn't vote for her for dog catcher! She might also be ready to ditch the minimum wage. What is it with GOBP candidates "creatively acquiring" rock songs for their campaigns?! Good sparking grief.
"Time Marches On!" - OK, I really didn't need to see people's bare feet "arm" wrestling. What's wrong with regular arm wrestling?! Some kite beat up on some dude! A lemur took a ride on a turtle. That was either a big turtle or a little lemur!
"License to Vote" - NH's Governor vetoed a complicated attempt at voter caging by demanding a photo ID & other such stuff. Huh, that voter ID $hit sounds damn damn familiar! *&^%$#@! The GOBP doth protest too much about voter fraud, and they have for a long damn time. Heather McGhee gets voter cage duty tonight. The Dems don't exactly have a faboo history of fighting GOBP voter "fraud" shtick, either. Ms. McGhee wants same - day registration! HELLO?! Yea, don't hold your breath for the GOBP allowing that, dear. Maine used to have it, and I don't think they do anymore thanks to their bat$hit Governator.
"WPITW - Some FAUX News dude with a history of racism touted him being more popular than a dead dude. Governator Rick Secessionist Perry was a whole mess of wrong on a whole lot with Lonesome Rhodes. The CEO of Goldman Sachs used his government bailout money for 1000 jobs in Singapore & to trash as many jobs in this country. NICE!
"Space Odyssey" - There is other intelligent life outside our planet, and we're going to meet him/her/it by 2031. OK! Yea, if people on this planet are the most intelligent in the universe, then the universe is in $hitacular shape!! Iran's going to send a monkey to space; uh, other countries did that - YEARS AGO! Derrick Pitts is back to talk aliens! These aliens might be human - like? THAT 'splains Bat$hit Bachmann, $aint $arah from Wasilla, and a whole mess of others! ;D He's not buying the 2031 memo. An astroid whizzed by Earth?! Goody! It's a good thing the tin foil hat wearing among us don't watch Keith Olbermann!! ;D