Deep in the back rooms of DC [no longer smoke filled due to a socialist imposed smoking ban] arm twisting reached its peak and Boehner was the first to squeal.
"OK OK I yield" cried Boehner
"So we can remove tax breaks for corporate jets" repeated Obama
"Yes goshdarnit" said the now crying Boehner.
"Thank you for seeing reason John" said a now smiling Obama.
"You just wait until next year when you try raising taxes!" sniffed Boehner.
Michelle Bachmann in a hurriedly arranged press conference declared "Once again the gay socialist agenda threatens to increase taxes on hard working Americans; this is unacceptable".
Eric Cantor was unavailable for comment as he was off sulking in the tree house.
The Tea Party announced that it will primary every Republican that supports this job killing concession, "think of all the money that will now not trickle down."
The White House releases a statement "This is the first great step to the grand bargain, cutting $3 trillion from the deficit this year and during the election cycle of next year we can sort out the revenue part."
Rick Perry was unavailable to comment since he was in negotiations with God about a possible presidential run next year. A Perry spokesman said "God will write a reply on the walls of the senate next week."
Senate Democrats are said to be really angry and released a statement "we would have included luxury yachts in any deal"
Angry Republican soon mounted a counter to this stating "leave our yachts alone".
Millions of Americans are left speechless wondering just how much this is going to cost them and...
Where are the jobs?
Thu Jul 21, 2011 at 9:54 PM PT: Ted Nugent releases lyrics to new song:
Every jet is sacred.
Every jet is great.
If a jet is grounded
God gets quite irate.