Finally, a cartoonist has painted a picture of the "relationship" between the GOBP & the Dems that I've been saying for years! Talk about your picture being worth a thousand words.
It's time for SPARK! Son of a *&^%$#@! Hasn't Norway suffered enough?!
Check out the vernacular on THIS judge! :D What will Big Macs be called in Bosnia? Finally, I've seen both these aminals oodles of times in Yellowstone visits, but I've never seen them do this. ;D
Let's Countdown!
#5 "Deal With It" AKA "Jobs Hunter" AKA "Holiday Road to Ruin" AKA "Tax Cuts for Corps" - It already appears that the "super Congress" ain't gonna be so super after all; it'll just be a microcosm of the big 1 that accomplishes very little. Jobs are suddenly a very hot topic again in our nation's capitol - for about a week or so. Rep. Pelosi will only put people in the "super Congress" that will protect programs like Medicare, Medicaid, etc.; Mitchie the Turtle McConnell won't put anyone on the committee who just might consider tax increases for the super rich. An all - time high number of Americans are receiving food stamps, and nothing down the pike economy - wise will do a damn thing for job growth. Secretary Geithner is smoking something - a guy who shouldn't have the job he has. ;D Here's Paul Krugman! Not much can be done to stimulate the economy or create jobs without spending money - which is not part of the Satan sandwich with a side of steaming pile of poo that was signed yesterday. *&^%$#@! Mr. Krugman also thinks the triggers will be pulled in further cuts because the "super Congress" will be a little south of super. Newtie Gingrich isn't 1 of Mr. Krugman's BFFs. ;D How's that POTUS race going for ya', Newt?! Speeches from President Hoover & President Obama are similar??!! Oh goody. *&^%$#@! There's a foul plan afoot to lure companies back to this country from overseas by promising a corporate tax rate of 5%. Uh, didn't a $hit load of corporations pay NO taxes in the past couple of years & even got refunds???!!! Senator Kay Hagan is saying this plan is a jobs bill - nice. Matt Taibbi gets to talk corporate taxes. This 5% offer was made back in 2004 & was not supposed to be offered again. R...i...g...h...t Matt's not thrilled with the aforementioned Satan sandwich with a side of steaming pile of poo, either.
#4 "Help Wanted" AKA "Grand Old Parody" - There are about 63,000 seats available for Governor Seccesionist's little revival in Houston this weekend; he just might let me in with my Buddhist robe & kasa! ;D Good gawd, he even sounds like GWB! {insert retching noise here} Mittens Romney is blaming President Obama for a failed project in CA - or maybe an earthquake. $aint $arah from Wasilla didn't like Mittens' timing for his debt decision; she's jealous because he MADE a decision. Mittens has hired one of GWB's torture enablers, Steven Bradbury, as part of his campaign staff. Will waterboarding be SOP?! Nia - Malika Henderson gets holy roller GOBP duty. Some of his "campaign staff" in other parts of the country aren't crazy about the holy roller overtones. Mittens is a little out of touch in terms of economic hardship, too! All the GOBP candidates are trying to recruit GWB peeps? HA! Wow... ROBERT BORK'S ON THAT LIST, TOO?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Time Marches On!" - Keith began his career on the television machine 30 years ago today. :) He gave some kudos to Phil Griffin?! Oye! Whales are dancing to mariachi dudes. A peacock climbed up a building to the 5th floor but then decided to fly fly fly away home.
#3 "I'm Watching You" AKA "Spies Like U.S."- Senator Ron Wyden is vowing to block any FISA and Patriot Act extensions until he gets more information about what kind of spying is being done on we, the people. Here's Senator Wyden to 'splain himself. What people think the Patriot Act is might be a little different from what the Act actually is. Hell, as I've said many times, I just assume I've been on a list for years - probably at least 3...since 2008. ;D Keith brought up a good point. Why bring all this $hit up years before the mother's up for debate to be extended? Senator Wyden's disappointed in President Obama's progress in this area.
WPITW - There's a campaign to "Defeat Barrack Obama." They spell gooder, too! Lonesome Rhodes is getting his panties in a bunch over a multi - ethnic Spiderman. How many subscribers does he have?! Joementum wants to scale down Social Security in favor of national defense against Muslims.
#1 "Rup in the Air" AKA "Drone Gate" - Oh Keith, I don't know if I can forgive putting Pirate Rupert in the Major Kong pose from Dr. Strangelove!!! That whirring you hear is Stanley Kubrick spinning in his grave! Anyway, Pirate Rupert has drones. Well, if I see it, I'll moon it! HA! ;D I wonder if it has an "Eat My Shorts!" bumper sticker or anything? Christian Finnegan gets Pirate Rupert duty!