It's official. God is in charge, or will be if Governor Rick Perry is elected as the next POTUS.
Here's the proclamation:
Rick Perry's Army of God
The pastors told Perry of God’s grand plan for Texas. A chain of powerful prophecies had proclaimed that Texas was “The Prophet State,” anointed by God to lead the United States into revival and Godly government. And the governor would have a special role.
We know the America we all thought we knew and loved has been changing for the worse for years now. Some of us are living in hell, or what one might imagine hell to be like; extreme poverty, increasing hunger, restless idleness, clouded thinking, yelling to deaf people, little or no Justice, little reward for working hard, loss of the things we worked hard for, constant distraction and temptations of shiny objects and loss of representation in America's democracy.
We continually look upward, hoping someone will hear us, save us, protect us...and get just crickets.
Well never fear GOD will soon be officially in charge. He's been busy putting other little corporations in place for several years. Mitt Romney just told us "Corporations Are People."
There is no Separation of Church in State in that old Constitution. We all read it wrong!
But the Christians will REJOICE after all, the good and bad ones. This is what THEY were promised. Halleluia!! They will be proven RIGHT! God is on their side!
If they simply professed unusual beliefs, movement leaders wouldn’t be remarkable. But what makes the New Apostolic Reformation movement so potent is its growing fascination with infiltrating politics and government. The new prophets and apostles believe Christians—certain Christians—are destined to not just take “dominion” over government, but stealthily climb to the commanding heights of what they term the “Seven Mountains” of society, including the media and the arts and entertainment world. They believe they’re intended to lord over it all. As a first step, they’re leading an “army of God” to commandeer civilian government.
In Rick Perry, they may have found their vessel. And the interest appears to be mutual.
And the rest of us will forever PAY FOR OUR SINS in the HELL of the God Corporation World!
Anyone who FIGHTS against this God Corporation will be called the EVIL ONES! Oh wait, isn't the media already saying this about those evil riotors in the UK, Greece, and the Middle East??
So who you gonna BEG to now?
Wish this really was just snark...