Oh gosh one has to laugh.. one really does...
1) Gov. Perry supported the construction of infrastructure for the North American Union
My god he wanted to build a road to move goods around and make huge profits.
2) Gov. Perry favors trading with communist China and allowing Chinese front companies to set up shop in Texas
Yep he wants to sell Texas to China, well that cuts out the middle men...the bankers.
3)Gov. Perry did not become a Republican until 1989 and served as Texas chairman of Al Gore's presidential campaign in 1988
A one man sleeper cell!
4) Gov. Perry is weak on immigration issues.
Just like that goshdarn commie George W Bush! He even gave immigrants hope via the Dream Act, goddamned bleeding heart liberal!
5) Perry joined the Bilderbergs
You have to have a conspiracy theory in there somewhere!
6) Under Gov. Perry, spending and debt skyrocketed
Following every scary Republican socialist before him, he might even be Ronald Reagan!
7) Gov. Perry undermined parental rights by requiring all sixth-grade girls to receive a vaccine against a sexually transmitted disease without parental consent
Gosh he might even like women, he really is in league with Satan!
8) Gov. Perry vetoed an eminent-domain bill that would have helped protect property rights for Texas landowners.
Rick Perry is going to steal your land for big business, how much more socialist can you get!
9) Gov. Perry signed a hate-crimes bill.
How dare he hate the haters!
And finally the deal maker!
10) Rick Perry endorsed Rudy Giuliani for president in 2008. Giuliani is liberal on a host of issues, from "gay rights" to gun control and amnesty for illegal aliens.
He is going ta steal yer guns and give them to teh gay!
OMG save us from this commie socialist liberal!