I am pleased to offer the following announcement from our own beloved Miss Mayta:
Dearest J Townies,
Rest assured that the J Town diary will post on time and on schedule as is required by the laws of nature, the rules of decorum and the need to avoid having the town’s new brass spittoons repossessed (not to mention the flaming clown car which only has 3 payments left).
I have, unfortunately, had to put JanF in a time-out after I read her shocking expletive from Thursday night. I reminded her, gently as she is a sensitive soul (some might say hyper-sensitive after last night!), that if you cannot say something nice about someone, provide some sort of plausible deniability or at least replace the ss with two dollar signs.
I am not sure yet how long the detention will last because for some reason she seems to be enjoying it (I better Google what that means).
Sincerely,
Miss Mayta