As a "conservative" registered Republican I'm usually respectful when I come here into the house of you pinko Commies but all this gushing over the Obama Motor's mandated Volt has really hit a button with me. I'm therefore taking the time to SLOWLY explain to you why you libruls are really hurting yourself with praising the Volt.
Follow me over the fold so that your small minds can be enlightened with some of that "reality" that you so claim to love and learn the following 15 fact filled lessons about the Volt.
Reason 1: It's a glorified golf cart. Hello?!?!?! The Volt has an electric motor and so do some golf carts. What do you not understand about that?
Reason B: It costs over $40k. Who in their right mind but some eco-weenies would buy a $40k car? That is why nobody is buying them right now!
Reason D: See Reason 1 and Reason B above and use logic and combine them. Seriously, who do you think would buy a golf cart for $40k? Nobody you FOOLS.
Reason 5: Obama knows nothing about building cars. OBAMA MOTORS IS SOCIALISM AND SOCIALISM DON"T WORK!!!!!!
Reason 6: You can only drive the Volt 35 miles and then you are stuck on the side of the road. It's not a practical car for anybody but rich liberal elitist snobs!
Reason 7: The Volt runs on coal since 85 percent of the electricity in the country is powered by coal. Coal is not clean and is a huge polluter! HA! Only dumb-dumb liberals think that it is green to replace one fossil fuel with another fossil fuel.
Reason 8: It's an ugly, ugly car! Only Obama would design a car that would be that ugly!
Reason 9: Sure you can run it with so called renewable energy like solar and wind but it will never be as cheap as running it on the new CLEAN coal technologies that are solving our energy problems.
Reason 11: Electricity is much more expensive and less efficient to use in an automobile than gasoline.
Reason 12: The batteries cost like $20k. When they die in 3 years you will have a dead car and won't be able to re-sell it. MORON'S!!!!!!!!
Reason 12: If Obama liked the Volt he would buy one. But has he? NOOOOOOOO!!!!! What does that tell you you LIBTURDS!!!!!!!!!
Reason 13: Here's something you people just don't get because you don't understand the free market like us conservatives do. For example, take OBOZO's bailout of GM. That was a complete breach of free market capitalism and has destroyed the economy! If that stupid telepromper reading KENYSAN had let GM, it's suppliers, vendors and the towns that they were in simply go out of business I'm sure we would have lost a few jobs but the FREE MARKET would have generated roughly 2 jobs for every job lost by that failed company closing down. But I wouldn't expect Marxists to understand anything about the FREE market.
Reason 14: Anything that ODUMBA or the government touches fails! Stop reading the internet and learn to read some non-Marxist history books for a change and you'll see what I say is true.
Reason 15: Any "president" that tries to destroy my Medicare can't be trusted! Here's a warning to you keep your slimy Marxist government hands off my Medicare. If you can't trust him on Medicare, you can't trust him on the Volt, can you?
Reason 16: The only way that the Volt can be a "success" is for GUBMIT MOTORS to sell the Volt to the GUBMIT at taxpayer expense! See Reason 5 if you don't understand!
Reason 17: The rapture will happen WAY before the so called OIL runs out so all this talk about Peak Oil and this HOAX of Climate Change is really a mute point now isn't it?
The case for the Volt being a government mandated disaster that will lead to Marxism is as clear as day for any of you peolpe that are TRULY interested in REALITY. I know most of you are unemployed and slow witted and so I wrote this as slow as I could so that you could fully understand why it is dangerous for you libtards to promote the Volt through your eco-weenie websites.
I encourage thoughtful and adult discussion on this thread so only you non-MORON's should right here. After all I took the time to right a special, new and really knowledgeable post about the FACTS of the Volt. The lest you GOD hating commie scum can do is learn some truth and respond with civility.
6:07 PM PT: UPDATE: It may help in reading this diary to know that the diariast is, in fact, a Volt owner that frequents Volt threads. As such he is pretty familiar with the logic, grammar, spelling and general knoweldge of Volt haters and has duplicated these aspects pretty damn well, if theotherside does say so himself. And, yes, I went third person on y'all. Be well.