In a dastardly move the Romney camp has decided to use Bachmann as a weapon of Perry destruction. They have not stated whether she will be an used air-burst weapon to contaminate as much area as possible, or as a bunker buster.
So the Republican arms race has begun in earnest, could this be too soon to go all out Bachmann?
The Romney team hopes Bachmann will force the Texas governor into unsustainably conservative positions that would damage his general election chances, a refusal to take such positions that earns him the same kind of disdain in which Tea Partiers already hold Romney or a damaging personal conflict with the only female candidate in the field.
Is weaponizing the crazy against the Geneva Conventions; personally I find their logic pure torture and degrading as far as my intelligence is concerned.
What I want to know is what are Michele's launch codes, surely there must be more than one finger on the keyboard; think of the children! Has the Pentagon been informed of this new WMD?
What are the risks of fall out? Will clowns spontaneously appear? Are there enough straitjackets in stock, have we sought foreign assistance, has the red cross been informed, is FEMA on the case? My god this could be catastrophic, and has Ron Paul lodged a complaint yet over possible government expenditure?
What will Perry do? Will he go all out and get fitted with large red shoes and a funny buttonhole flower? Will he declare total buffoonery and get a red nose?
Will the Democratic party propose a clown tax?
I have so many questions, but first to put the popcorn on.