In a fit of jealousy, Michele Bachmann just ran out and banged the entire Minnesota Timberwolves bench.
Hate to admit it but Obama could be in trouble. Good thing for him he can fall back on "Seriously, Romney? Perry? Come on.
New York City elected a Republican. That's pretty much the final sign of the Apocalypse right there
To the Audience of "Dancing With The Stars," Ron Artest dances way better if you throw beer at him. Seriously.
If television has taught us anything of late, it's that all the best cops are wispy blonde chicks.
Time to face up to the fact that as a civilization we've possibly squandered the gravitas of the high-five.
Women are often "very busy" when you meet them, then "not busy at all" when you never want to see them again.
humans having freewill has been a complete waste.