Boo the soldier overseas, fighting for your liberties.
Boo the cripple in his chair, using up the Medicare.
Boo the teachers and what they earn,
Boo the students who didn't learn.
Boo the hippies, pinkos, and commies.
Boo the single unwed Mommies.
Boo the president long and hearty,
for his skin-color and his party.
Boo the kids for being poor.
Boo the elderly living next door.
Boo all taxes from the highest gallery,
then run for office to collect that salary.
Boo the kids at risk for cervical C.,
and hold the vaccine for HPV.
Boo the black man and the brown,
toss their vote and keep 'em down.
Boo the nannies from across the border.
Boo the homeless with bipolar disorder.
Boo Mohammad and Islam,
wipe 'em out with an atomic bomb.
Boo the man who casts the news,
false for true we shall confuse.
Boo the bus driver for being late,
but fixing potholes we should not debate
Boo the unions, small or great,
and dissolve the union of our states.
Boo the gay man and the straight,
who else is there that we can hate?
Boo the doctors, cast down distortion,
on unwed mothers in need of abortion.
Boo both men and women too.
Boo the flags not red, white, and blue..
Boo the small, the weak, and down-trodden.
Boo the middle-class and those at the bottom.
Boo the gay priests and their religion too,
and don't forget to boo the Jew.
What we really want from our candidate,
is a man who loves to hate.
And who will promise most solemnly
to get rid of all who don't look like me.