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And I didn't need Keith Olbermann's help to figure that out, although I do appreciate the validation.
Ted Nugent. Washed up, has-been rocker whose music always sucked in the first place.
Ted Nugent, draft dodging chickenhawk.

As the Rutland Herald reported, Here's what Nugent said he would have done if he went to Vietnam:

"... if I would have gone over there, I'd have been killed, or I'd have killed, or I'd kill all the hippies in the foxholes ... I would have killed everybody," he told the Detroit Free Press in an interview published July 15, 1990."

The Herald also noted that Nugent's efforts to avoid the draft make President Bush look like a war hero.

(Nugent claims) that 30 days before his Draft Board Physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and a week before his physical, he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside his pants caked with excrement and urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment.

Ted Nugent, tough talking coward.

Ted Nugent, shown here engaging in an action that should have landed his dirtbag ass in a cell.

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.
Ted Nugent

Uh-huh. Sure you have, trash-talker.

Here's another gem:

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.
Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, domestic terrorist? Wouldn't surprise....yes, it would. He doesn't have the balls.

And what's Ted's latest excursion?

In the Moonie Times:

While I don’t condone violence, watching the cops pounce on and pepper-spray a few Occupy stooges and then drag the dirtballs off to jail in shackles is good for my conservative soul and gold for my sense of humor. Everyone needs at least one hearty laugh every day.

You have to admit that watching a stinky, dirty hippie being dragged off to jail is as funny watching James Brown drive across railroad tracks on the rims of his pickup truck, listening to Joe Biden stick his foot in his mouth, or watching Moe hit Larry and Curly with a pipe wrench. This is funny stuff, funny stuff. Lighten up.

Stinky, dirty hippie getting hauled off.

Another stinky, dirty hippie needing to be hauled off.

A message Ted Nugent is incapable of understanding, as the H-word contained therein is not in his vocabulary.

This makes Teddy Weddy's tiny, little wee wee all stiffy.

I have only one beef with Keith Olbermann on this: he was too nice to Ted.

The scumbag's birthday was last week sometime, and I do celebrity birthdays on the air. I was not so nice as Keith:

 Ted Nugent Birthday Greeting by kestrel9000

In conclusion, I would pay for the privilege of saying this to Nugent's face:

Fuck you, Ted Nugent. Thoroughly, completely, and permanently.

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