Appletinirita
Austerity budget
Best. (anything). Ever.
Bunga-Bunga pictures
Butthurt
Carmageddon
Casey Anthony
Collectable (used as a noun)
Debt ceiling
Eat, Pray, Love
Embiggen
Emergency Underpants Dispenser (just Grab-n-Go!)
End of the world
Entitlement Program
Ex-Gay
First World problems
Friday, by Rebecca Black
Gayer than a sweet-smelling jock strap
(government program) is broken
Grow a pair
Hermanator
Hipster
It was a JOKE, ladies!
Jeebus
Justin Bieber
Kardashian
Literally (for anything that is not, in fact, literal)
Mary Sue
Meritocracy (applied to the United States as though such a thing presently exists)
Muffin Top
My special sock monkey
Neckbeard (applied to a person, not a beard)
No Homo (as in, "I love you; no Homo)
Not intended as a factual statement
Nymwars
Obama downgrade
Occupy (anything other than a location where ten or more people could plausibly fit)
Orientated
Overpaid firefighters
Overpaid police
Overpaid teachers
OWS has no coherent message
Perving it up
Pimpfantwear
Post this as your status if you agree
Punishing success
Return to the Son of the Revenge of the New Prequel to (movie title) II, Remade, Rebooted, A New Beginning in 3-D: Electric Boogaloo
Shared Sacrifice
Skin in the game
Spearheading
Squirmish
Stomp on his sac
Suck it up and cope
Thanks for sharing (unless you mean it)
Trump
Trustafarian
Twelve people too stupid to get out of jury duty
What the Founding Fathers intended
...What was that third one? Nope, can't do it. Oops.
Wow, who lit the fuse on YOUR tampon!
Yes We Cain