(SATIRE ALERT! I actually have no idea if this young lady is actually considering applying for a job at Fox News. She just looks like every woman anchor on the network and the thought popped into my head. Please don't be offended. I do not believe all blondes, Texans, southerners or Alabamans are racist, airhead peabrains. Thank you. THE AUTHOR.)
Sara Katherine Pierce likes buff guys. She likes guys who know how to spoil a woman. She's currently angry with her little sister.
Main reason I should never do anything nice for my sister, she is a huge fuckin bitch the next day.
She loves a guy in uniform and "Guys that call you sweet names like darlin' and doll."
Her first wish for 2012 is "Obama out of Office" because she says she "HATES" Barack Obama and thinks everyone is just being so MEAN to her friend Tbone for his little joke the other day.
We're all just RIDICULOUS to take a threat on the life of the President of the United States seriously! Why, she's heard PLENTY of jokes down there Tuscaloosa way about folks wantin' t' kill that darkie in the White House and she never thought nuthin' of it! Shoot! It's just a funny joke and stuff!
And if Taylor Ross Huffman wasn't kidding?
Well, one can imagine her pretty face, the mascara streaming down her tear-stained face, saying, "I knows a lot of people what wanted to kill that so-an-so, but I never thought nobody would DO it! And yer gonna put him in Jayle? Fer THAY-ut? Whut IS this country comin' to?"
For his part, Taylor seems to have vanished from the Internet. I haven't heard anything from Tarleton State University yet. A reader of mine did hear from the company he worked for. He writes...
I received a kind reply from (redacted) at Gamequard Camo. Taylor has not been an employee for 6 months and Mr. (redacted) even apologized for Taylor's Twitter post stating that it did not reflect the views or thoughts of his employees. Now, if only Taylor would apologize for his post instead of going into hiding. Here's hoping the Secret Service lets him know about yelling fire in a movie theater.
Tbone has cancelled his LinkedIn account. His Facebook profile is gone, he took down his YouTube account.
But there are still smudges of this turd being flushed from the Internet Tubes.
Like this funny Twitter joke...
199.59.148.20/tboneh1/status/141962275547394048
haganelizabeth half baked /nigga baked #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithNigga.
His opinion about the South...
tboneh1 Tbone Huffman “@SouthrnFratMove:
The south isn't just a place on the map. It's a lifestyle. SFM.” Sep 27 in Argyle Reply Retweet. Tbone Huffman ...
His thoughts about an apartment complex...
www.facebook.com/pages/Oak-Tree-East.../155622674464403?...
Tbone Huffman. Fuck this place yall rip everyone off. Like · Comment · May 27 at 6:23am ·. RECENT ACTIVITY. Oak Tree East Apartments edited their Phone and ...
And the importance of being a Gentleman.
sportadore.com/Users/tboneh1
Nov 17, 2011 – Tbone Huffman. Denton/Argyle, Merica. http://www.facebook.com/.... Im a southern gentleman but i like to party. ΛΧΑ
No wonder Sara is so fond of him.
Just a reminder of what Taylor wrote that got him in so much trouble.
And why was this little "joke" (which it probably was) so "wrong" and "bad?" The same reason you can't shout "FIRE!" in a non-burning theater and joke about bombs in the security line at the airport.
File this one away under “hard lessons learned,” kids.