I've got a friend who runs a retail business in my town, who remains quietly neutral politically for economic reasons. He is well loved by many, so he gets alot of those stupid, cute, funny, racist, sexist, useless, religious propaganda , viral e-mails that folks "innocently" pass along without a thought. He knows that I'm a undercover commie-pinko-iconoclastic-union sympathizin'-DFH type of guy, so he forwards the ones that he knows will get under my unwashed skin. This last one, he suggested that I respond to it, and he would send it back to them. I was amazed at this one, it must have passed to thousands of boxes. It referred to a halloween party that the Obamas had thrown in 2009! It went on about how lavish it was, Johnny Depp was even there greeting the guests in his costume! How dare they waste the peoples tax money when so many were suffering from the recession? Then it went on to rant about Michelle taking "vacations costing millions" while so many were suffering! It was sickening.
One major thing that caught my eye was the sender and recipients of the e-mail was sending it from his/her computer at work. It was sent from the dhhs in my county! There were several .gov and k-12 addresses right there. Hmmm . . . I wonder if their boss at the state level would like to be forwarded these words of wisdom? Anyway, here's my response -
Thanks for that propaganda, er - information! Even though it's over two years old, I'm sure you can keep "sheeple" grazing on these rich pastures for as long as it takes to get that "uppity" family out of "our" WHITE house! No matter that you weren't so watchful when Bush took more vacations than any president in history. You're sure on the case now!
I can see that you are even diligent at work, with all those .gov addresses! Now that's showing great multi-tasking skills! Spreading propaganda on those .gov "socialist" computers is genius. It's people like you who finally pressured that kenyan to show his ( legit) birth certificate. He apologized for taking so long, he was busy killing Osama bin Laden!
By the way, Chrysler sales are up 37% - and they are starting to hire again. Send that viral, haters.
They should be at work about now, checking those e-mails! And I'm gonna keep their addresses, in case I have to send it up to their bosses. Heh.