Andy Borowtiz is a truly funny man and one of the good guys. My partner gets his email reports and send them to me. Here's a small sample of today's Borowtiz Report. Please follow the link and read the entire report for today (it's short and very funny).
In a rousing victory speech in New Hampshire last night, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney vowed to undo everything Barack Obama has done as President, promising his supporters, “I will make Osama bin Laden alive again.”
Mr. Romney called the assassination of bin Laden “just one of the many mistakes this President has made,” adding, “Say what you will about Osama bin Laden, the man was a job creator.”
Borowitz Report
It reminds me of a line I stole from citizenx a while ago and used as my signature block saying for my comments. It went something like this:
If McCain had won the American auto industry would be dead and Osama Bin Laden alive.
Just a fun diary while I wait on Romney to resurrect Bin Laden.
Would you feel safe with Mitt Romney as President? :-)