I have long suspected that Turkey was not an ally that can be trusted.
And now, after Gov. Rick Perry of Texas has bravely blown the whistle on this phony baloney country, my worst fears have been confirmed.
Let's face it, folks. What kind of country would name itself after a stupid bird anyway? Turkeys are incredibly stupid birds that just sit around and let us eat them year after year. You'd think one of them would have figured out what's been going on and warn the rest of them. But no. Every November it's off with their heads.
So who names their country after such a stupid bird?
Islamic terrorists, that's who.
Oh sure, commie libs in the news media like Wolf "Blitz" Blitzer will say that Turkey is a NATO ally and that Turkey has a democratically elected government. As usual, they are just trying to confuse everyone with their so-called "facts."
The truth is that Turkey is Islamic and all Islamics are terrorists. There isn't a one of them that wouldn't sneak a bomb on a plane if you turn your back for a second. They're all real sneaky.
So naturally the libs in the media are having a stroke because Gov. Rick dared to tell the truth and they have been trying to make him look like he's dumber than a box of rocks.
But Rick is smarter than all those commie bastards combined. Just look at how he responded to Blitz:
“Americans are ready for some strong language and some strong actions,” he said. “This president that we’ve got today has such a muddled foreign policy. I mean, I think one of the reasons why you see the Middle East in such an uproar is because America is not injecting itself and we’re not putting our interests – and, for that matter, the interests of the American people – into these countries.”
Amen! Preach it, brother!
It's about time we Americans started injecting ourselves into the affairs of other countries. If America started to insist that people in Syria and Lebanon and Iran start acting more like Americans just imagine how wonderful the Middle East would become.
Hell, we could probably open a DisneyWorld in Damascus.
And while we're at it, we could make sure they all learn some English. Who can understand that gibberish they all speak? And how else are they supposed to be able to read the Bible, which God always intended to be read in English?
Oh sure, the libs will claim that Jesus spoke Aramaic, but there's no evidence of that. Jesus spoke English. How else could King James have gotten the quotes so good?
But I digress.
“So, I don’t have a problem at all with what I said, and I think, you know, Turkey’s got to decide whether they want to be a country that projects those Western values that America is all about,” he said.
Fuckin' A, Dude!!!!! If those damn ungrateful Turkeystanis don't want to be good and righteous Westerners, then we might just have to invade.
Didn't we already whip their terrorist asses back in WWI when some guy named Otto Man was in charge? Well, it's time for another ass whipping.
I figure 50K troops max. Those Turkeystanis will get one look at the good ole Stars and Stripes flappin' in the breeze and throw down their rifles and run. We'll be in and out in six months tops. Maybe seven. And the whole thing will pay for itself.
We put in a pro-America government and watch that price of gasoline drop back down to $1 a gallon. It'll be a cakewalk.