First, Rick Perry spent all campaign season making himself look stupid. He concluded it by making his son look stupid. (via)
On the plus side, we won't be attacking Turkey anytime soon.
Next, there's the Marianne Gingrich frenzy! She'll tell us that Newt is an asshole, and we'll all pretend to be shocked by the news. The only real drama—why did she keep a last name like "Gingrich"?
Also today, we got further confirmation that Republicans are incapable of performing basic math. You know how they're always like "lowering taxes increases will lower the deficit", and "you are entitled to your math and I'm entitled to the math"? Well, they can't even do simple arithmetic.
And while we all thought that the GOP nomination contest was over, it turns out that losing Iowa isn't the last of Mitt Romney's problems.
Finally, with Jed Lewison
live blogging tonight's debate, this day just promises to stay awesome!