In an alarming development, J Town Snecks are being held hostage by an Angry and Caffeine Deprived Diva.
It all started quite innocently in a discussion about who was really in charge of J Town (see J Town rule #3) ending with this "suggestion":
I think JanF needs to set up a new diary each day entitled: Coffee for Navajo
When I wake up and rec the diary, one of my worthy followers can "serve" me a cup of coffee and THEN J Town can post and commence their massive pursuit of the many snecks.
This I decree so.
Well, in spite of pointing out the technical limitations of minion summoning (does this look foolproof to you?) ...
... we thought that we had soothed our diva with logic.
Ha. {insert additional bitter laughter here}
Divas are not soothed by logic! They are soothed by coffee and attention!!
After taking Sneck 100 and Sneck 200 yesterday, she posted this ransom note:
In fact, towns ppl...
If I'm not served coffee when I wake I come and steal all the snecks.
It is written.
And so it is.
Just what is at stake? Snecks!
Specifically, these:
So, please! When you see that the Diva is awake, bring her this cup of coffee so that we can get on with the serious business of being unserious again.
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