What the Santorum campaign is really lacking is... a good bumper-sticker.
Given the quality wingnuttery coming from Santorum these days -- about women serving in the military, Obama giving Iran a nuke, and even beheading Christians -- he's looking more and more like the perfect conservative candidate. I'm thinking we here at Kos should come up with some Bumper Sticker ideas for his inevitable nomination.
The best I could come up with is:
Santorum '12: America Needs to Get Back to Bush.
..but the comments section is just down there for other ideas!