Mitt Romney got Ann 1800-FLOWERS, Godiva Chocolatier, Inc. and the Hallmark Card Company for Valentine's. He'll downsize them for Christmas.
Valentine's Day: The one day of the year when single guys appreciate that recent dry spell they've been having.
Oh, look. It's Cupid. I was-OUCH! YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU SHOT ME! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? Hey girl. Damn you look hot. Come here.
Hipster couples who don't break up on Valentine's Day are no longer considered Hipsters..They're called Sell Out Corporate Greed Enthusiasts.
Could someone give Rick Santorum a heart?
On this Valentine's Day let's remember all the lonely people out there who are married.