Last night's Breitbart MashUp video featured the late great Chris Farley. Here's another favorite Chris Farley moment of mine. Another one gone entirely too soon... {sigh}
Let's add some SPARK to our lives. :) Good thing I didn't see this headline earlier this week!
If any of y'all wanna include beer into any summer travel plans, this story is for you. You can now drink bitter expensive coffee with a bunch of snow crammed in places on your person where you probably don't want a bunch of snow crammed in!
Finally, to end on another caffeine note, some mornings, I feel like I need coffee fed into me intravenously, but at least I'm not THIS GUY!
Let's Countdown!
Hello? Suit jacket AND tie?! Another dress - up occasion on the agenda, I'm sure. He didn't do this for lil' 'ol us, did he??!! :D
#5 "Icy Reception" AKA "Deep Friess" - Man on Dog's really working himself into a froth with Mr. Friess' "aspirin is contraception" memo from yesterday. :) He tried to distance himself & claimed "Not my fault!"; it's the damn librul media's fault, ya' know. Man on Dog managed to also cite GWB's Daddy VS. Dan Rather AND President Obama with Rev. Wright while trying to distance himself from his sugar daddy who also happens to be Mr. Aspirin Man. Mr. Friess apologized then took the apology off his website. Senator Patty Murray ain't amused, and I hope she wasn't ragging on Mad Men, damn it! Boss Limbaugh's ready to go back to the culture war since the economy seems to be taking an upturn. Mittens tried to portray himself as the comeback kid as far as him being behind in a "home state." Mittens tried to portray Man on Dog as too "pro - union"?! Wow. Well, he'd probably claim Man on Dog as part of the very poor he claims not to worry so much about because Man on Dog's not even a double - millionaire according to his tax records. Mittens' SuperPAC is still raking in lots of coin, thank you very much. Sheldon Adelson might give Newt another $10 million?! He ain't much of a business man, is he! How's he managed to stay in business since he doesn't seem to be real wise with him money?! Joe Williams gets MENSA duty on a Friday night & begins with Man on Dog and his Aspirin Sugar Daddy. The MENSA base does just love to bash that horrid librul media - even though it was "non - librul" media that broke the Rev. Wright story. Maybe, Mittens has a cheating plan in MI like he maybe did with that CPAC straw poll! ;D Mittens unfavorables have actually gone up since his flood of negative ads against Newt in FL, so icky ads may or may not continue to work. 2008 "demographics" in favor of President Obama are still the same now in spite of a craptacular economy & high unemployment. Craig Crawford's gonna try to defend us all from those darn culture wars. He's entertained by Mr. Aspirin Man. Well, I wouldn't describe my attitude toward him as "entertaining." Craig uses airplane barf bags while watching FAUX News; I would need to use moon shine intravenously to get through it! Mittens might not be too terribly comfortable fighting culture wars; he'd much rather talk business & the economy.
#4 "Don Veto" AKA "Fight for Rights" - Marriage equality is nearing another victory - this time in Maryland. Both houses of NJ's state legislature passed marriage equality laws. Just guess who's vetoed it on a late Friday afternoon when he maybe hoped no one would notice? It's the guy who takes state helicopters to his kid's games & really wants to run for POTUS on the MENSA side of the ticket in 2016. The Governator wants a referendum on the issue, but peeps for the Governator are maybe trying to intimidate a union leader, too. Reede Gusciora is a Dem NJ state assembly guy; I bet he's just thrilled. There won't be enough votes for an override; two thirds are required. He wants DICK to try to talk his Governator into seeing the light. How 'bout with a hunting trip? :D OK, throughly superficial comment here, but Governor Chris Christie is really really REALLY fat. There - I said it.
"Time Marches On!" - A Canadian anchor was blissfully unaware of the texting woman who missed a set of stairs & went tumblin' down. Still in Canada, a government dude made sure his hair looked just right not knowing he was on camera; he CAN take a joke, too! :) At a high school game, a player shattered (sha - dooby) the back board with a monster dunk - boom goes the dynamite!
#3 "Don't Say Gay" AKA 'Senseless States" - A bill making it's way through the TN state legislature will bar teachers from telling their students that there are {insert hushed tone here} homosexuals among us. Ya' just gotta love the South, yes?! *&^%$#@! Isn't this bill what the whole "It's OK to say Takei!" memo? A MENSA state rep who sponsored this bill said he doesn't want to contribute to any sexual confusion among kids & that some of his best friends are {insert yet another hushed tone here} homosexual. ;D O...M...G...This dude is scaring the crap outta me - nearly literally - with his ignorance about HIV/AIDS. The more sad thing is that there are citizens of TN who actually vote for this MoFo! AL is worrying about students' pants lengths since everything else in AL is fine & dandy. Sam Seder's in studio to wax nostalgic about the good 'ol days in Dixie. Sam alluded to the comment I made above about the brilliance of TN citizens. Keith made a great point; anytime you outlaw or ban something, it just stokes interest in it. So, all sorts of TN kids are gonna be going to teh Google about {insert yet another another hushed tone here} homosexuality. AND, heaven forbid, they may Google "Santorum!" This law applies only in 1 county??!! Good damn grief...
WPITW - BillO's doubling down on his Whitney Houston killed herself memo. VA Governor Bob McDonnell is prepped & ready to sign that horrid vaginal ultrasound before an abortion bill. And, here's our next edition of the Andrew Breitbart mash - up featuring the Gene Wilder version of Willie Wonka - which Hubby was watching when I got home from work today! This is the 2nd movie Keith's featured in this series that Hubby & I had recently watched!! Now, I just lurve lurve lurve LURVE Gene Wilder to death, but I CANNOT STAND that version of the movie. Everyone involved in that was tripping on bad acid, and I just wanna smack the crap outta that kid & tell him to stop whining! I much much prefer the Johnny Depp version. :)
#1 "Fridays with Thurber" - Tonight, we get "Help! Help! Another Classification - aztion!" Mr. Thurber wasn't a fan of "Tailgunner Joe." Hey! Neither am I!! :D He apparently wasn't usually real political in his writing; this story departs from that. :) He didn't like Nixon, either. :)