I'm afraid if Mitt Romney is elected he'll put America in a dog crate and drive us to Canada.
I can definitely see Rick Santorum firing up an offshoot church called the Real Catholic Church and making himself its pope.
President Day Fact: If your job is making you work today, it's because your boss hates you and America.
If there's one lesson to take away from Whitney Houston's tragic death, it's that we must all fight to eradicate the Adobe Reader Updater.
I think every year on President's Day, George W Bush is secretly disappointed no one gives him presents.
On Presidents' Day, we honor the men who've been elected to the White House. Like George Washington, Abe Lincoln, and Al Gore.
As part of his tough law & order platform, Santorum promises to post a policeman inside every woman's uterus.
Rick Santorum says Obama cares too much about the Earth. Santorum only supports the fictional planet on which he can be elected President.
I think it's all the deals with lesser devils that bother me the most.