Is it wrong that I envision Davy Jones' pallbearers walking in wacky sped-up motion while wearing gorilla suits?
The only thing more amazing than you being a Leap Year baby is that calendars are man-made, everything is random and nothing means anything.
Apple is now worth more than Poland. But Poland isn't mostly made in China so that explains the discrepancy.
Snooki just had her fetus spray tanned.
I hate when I forget to add a smiley face emoticon and all of a sudden my Fuck Off text seems kind of mean.
Navy Seals played by Navy Seals? Pshh. I wanna see Navy Seals played by actual seals.
For every Tina Fey there must be a Whitney Cummings. Such is the way of the universe.
Is there such thing as an enthusiastic Romney voter? If so, there must be such thing as a passionate Kenny G fan.
A Leap year on a hump day in a Black History month? I'm fucking confused.