Satan better take back Rick Santorum's calculator! (Scott Audette/Reuters)
Great news for Rick Santorum fans! Your guy says
he's winning:
“We’re winning,” Santorum said in an interview with ABC News.
Andy why is he winning? Because Republicans don't like Mitt Romney:
“The problem is they know his values aren’t the values of the people of the Republican Party. As a result they are just sticking by us,” Santorum said.
But there's a caveat:
“Whether we end up with the most votes or not [in Ohio], we’re winning.”
Sorry, Rick. Unless your name is George W. Bush and this is Florida and your dad gave a Supreme Court justice or two their jobs, you need the most votes.