BREAKING: Mitt Romney Still Failing to Connect With Blue-Collar Voters Via Hardhat-Wearing Character, "Worky McPoorPants."
Today is International Women's Day, the worst day of the year for Rick Santorum and Rush Limbaugh.
I was blown away by how realistic the raindrops on the new iPad wallpaper looked until I realized they were actually a Chinese child's tears.
Gonna blow shit wide open with an old video I found of then-state legislator Obama double-dipping his chip in the ranch at a buffet.
Can't believe Romney is slamming Obama for the solar flares when he INVENTED them as governor of Massachusetts.
Between voting for Romney over Santorum and firing Jim Tressel, the state of Ohio is really rejecting sweater vests, huh?
Vladimir Putin will return to the office of President. Russians were so unenthusiastic about Putin, they almost voted for Rick Santorum.
Siri just said "It's not you it's me" and shut my iPhone off.