And I only had to outspend Rick Freaking Santorum by millions! (Shannon Stapleton/Reuters)
The results are still coming in but as expected, Mitt Romney has handily won the Illinois Republican primary.
Going forward, look for the Romney campaign to (continue to) declare the race is over and he won, for the Santorum camp to tell them to pound sand, he's not going anywhere and possibly something about being on a mission from God. And Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul? More of the ego-driven, bumbling, fumbling pretense that they're actually in the race.
And while the results of this Republican primary may have been a given, there are loads of congressional primaries that are still to be decided, so hop over to Daily Kos Elections as they liveblog all of tonight's results.