And on this day, high-fructose corn syrup rose again, in fulfillment of the scriptures. And there was childhood obesity. And it was good.
My family is so pumped for my onslaught of witty, "This tastes like it was resurrected after the 3rd day," jokes.
I hid all the Easter eggs in a shopping bag in the car in the driveway.
If a paramedic brings somebody back to life today with his electric paddles, will he develop a God complex?
So Jesus turned his blood to wine AND bunnies to chocolate?! That guy and his crazy magic tricks
Ever try to explain the concept of the Easter bunny without sounding like you're high?