On in other words the Romney campaign is like the Hadron Collider. Some questions as to the speed of flip to the power of flop are being raised, as I type the discredited hypothesis of flop before flip is once again being raised.
This raises as many questions as answers.
Wingnut decay, these unstable particles have been in an highly excited state for some time now, will the resulting radiation from their eventual collapse cause further mutation?
When two Romney's collide will a Ronald Reagan finally be detected or will we all be sucked down a black hole?
Experiments are are underway to split a Romney at the JPL labs in Pasadena as part of the "Newt" Space Program. Personally, I recommend a total evacuation of the surrounding area with immediate effect.
Conservapedia is trying to hype the theory
Romney = mc^n
Where
m= mass of lies
c= capitalism
n = number of Cadillacs in the lift at any one time, note: this number is always >1.
The major problem in these experiments is finding a stable Romney since the particle can be positively or negatively conservatively charged at the same time. Search is under way to find a Romney sieve to ensure a positive conservatively charged particle can be made readily available. Sarah Palin 49 [more commonly known as ic russium] has been excluded, Rubium deposited on a thin film of Floridium is under test.
The final question.
Is there enough energy to accelerate two Romenys so that more energy is produced than consumed or will there just be another conspiracy event?