The more I get to know other people, the less I hate myself.
People say that God works in mysterious ways. Yeah, well, so does a microwave, but you don't see me worshiping it.
Marijuana is not a gateway drug that leads to harder drugs. It's more of a drive thru drug that leads to french fries and Frosties.
If your mind is so closed, why is your mouth so open?
I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.
$1,248,123,904,749 spent, over 6000 soldiers dead and 180,000 killed so far to avenge the deaths of 2973 people. Trust me, we won't forget.
"History will have to judge me." - George W. Bush "You were and always will be a fucking awful president." - History
Hey, Ladies. Use the pill, you're a slut. Have an abortion, you're a murderer. Go on welfare, you're a leech. Love, Republicans
If men could get pregnant, Republicans would make abortions tax deductible.
When Obama wins his second term, he should grow out his 'fro just to rub it in.