Is it because Mitt Romney has more positions than the Kama Sutra, and some of the twisting involved is indeed reminiscent of the aforementioned sacred text.
Looks like his team is just as confused
“As a candidate, to my understanding, that he’s still deciding what his position on immigration is. So I can’t talk about what his prosposal’s going to be because I don’t know what Romney, exactly, he’s talked about different issues,” Inclan said. “I can’t talk about something that I don’t know what the position is.”
Yes Mitt, just get your left leg behind your left ear, now lean forward, oops, what a shame practice makes perfect let's give it another go why don't we.
The song for Mitt's campaign today?
Weeeellll
Captain Chaos and his team really haven't got a handle on how to present their ideas:
"Look, I don't know what Mr Romney thinks"
"Yes, Mr Romney thinks"
"He hasn't decided what he thinks just yet".
"Excuse me, could you tell me if he has spoken today, just in case?"
"Hey folks I've just had an idea, let's just do lucky dip"
"Oh gawds, now who gave him the top hat?"
Yep, Go Team!