Once you're up shit creek without a paddle it's time to consider why you're there in the first place.
I'm going to hunt down the guy in China who got my job when it was outsourced, and see if he can help me with the bills.
"I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country" has been officially downgraded to "Are you fucking serious?"
What we need is a loud mob of angry protesters shouting "COMPROMISE! COMPROMISE!"
Old folks, when you say "the good ol' days," do you mean during the draft, or when black people had separate bathrooms?
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results. Anyway, don't forget to vote!
People only get really interesting when they start to rattle the bars of their cages.
In America you work your ass off for 45+ years, with the least amount of vacation in the world, and when done they want to impoverish you.
Politicians who are out of touch with reality get elected because reality is scary and we wanna get out of touch with it.
Instead of God, try worshipping a golf cart for a few years and see if it makes any difference.
I gave peace a chance. Now I'm going to try mayhem. For the sake of fairness.
Stupid people are the overwhelming majority... so when you start gearing something towards the masses, you're gearing it towards stupidity.
Can a person hire a cleaning lady for their conscience?