Now that Mitt has sold what was left of his soul to The Donald, we’ve opened up a whole new can of flaws. If this keeps up, future installments of this “flaws of Mitt” series will require scientific notation. Here for your continuing edification and entertainment is the next batch. As always, feel free to add your own. As I've said before: it takes a village to document all these personal shortcomings.
A is for arrogance on full display
I’m tellin’ ya Mitt, you will soon rue the day
B is for birther, Trump’s main claim to fame
When Mitt loses big, he’ll have Donald to blame
C for comb-over, the vain man’s disguise
It still will not cover the hate and the lies
D for the dollars Mitt took for this deal
But Donald’s one dog you cannot get to “heel”
E for extravagant towers Trump built
Then went bankrupt without a scintilla of guilt
F is for fifty point one that Mitt needs
To get into the White House and work his misdeeds
G is for Gingrich, along for the ride
A man without scruples or ethics or pride
H is for hair; Mitt’s is better by far
As the Donald’s looks like a rough night at the bar
I, ignoramus, George Will has called Trump
Asking how could he possibly help on the stump
J for the jets that fly Trump every where
With his name on the side so the people will stare
K is for karma; Mitt better beware
He could live the next life with The Donald’s weird hair
L for Las Vegas, the obvious place
To hang out with the leader of birther disgrace
M for the money Trump brings to the deal
His only conceivable bit of appeal
N is for nut-job: a birther who hates
And finds love from The Donald and crazy Ms. Taitz
O, overshadowed, Mitt’s gonna regret
That he offered the Donald that big $10K bet
P for PAC funds; they were more than enough
Why oh why did Mitt let Donald Trump call his bluff??
Q for the questions on Hawaiian birth
The answers are something that Trump will unearth
R for Republicans; this ain’t their year
As they look upon Donald and Mitt in fear
S is for spineless; with Mitt, there’s no end
To the ways that a man with no backbone can bend
T for the theories that birthers believe
That Obama was born with an ace up his sleeve
U for unholy alliances: sh*it!
Even Satan is jealous of Donald plus Mitt
V for vendetta that Trump rain down
If Mitt tries to repudiate Donald the Clown
W for war; rich guys don’t fight those fights
They let other folks’ kids die defending their rights
X for Xanax; that magical pill
Trump's way too worked up; he should really just chill
Y is for yesterday’s Vegas event
For political pundits, this stuff’s heaven sent
Z for zero and also for zip
That’s what Mittens will gain from the Trump ego trip