I wonder if porn stars get mad after they sleep with the pizza delivery guy and find out it wasn't actually delivery It was Digiorno
The kettle was even more steamed when the pot called collect
After what I've done to my body and I'm still here. I'm probably the least impressive looking miracle you'll ever see.
You're a truly fine excuse for a human being is the best compliment I could muster.
All the MSNBC shows have guest hosts, which means somewhere Rachel Maddow just caught Chris Matthews in a trust exercise.
Sources say Lindsay Lohan may go to jail for lying to police after her wreck. Reportedly Lohan initially identified herself as "an actress."
I figured it out! Renee Zellweger is stuck in the longest oncoming sneeze of all time.
I never would've guessed 10 years ago that Vanilla Ice would end up being more gangster than Ice Cube is.