Yesterday I asked Kossacks to name Romney's bus. One good entry may be found in the title.
But then I started thinking about some of the other entries, which were really more appropriate as bumperstickers, such as "This Bus makes only right turns". And after a while a thought managed to work its way from wherever thoughts hide up into what passes for my consciousness:
Gee, we've got some Kossacks who have mad Photoshop skillz. Actually sneaking up on the Lame-ousine and affixing a bumpersticker would be vandalism and therefore Wrong, but Photoshop is not a crime.
So, Underwear Gnome-like, I present a business plan:
1) Create suitable bumper stickers for Romney's campaign bus
2) Photoshop them onto a picture of said bus
3) Profit!
I realize that this plan is not canonical, since it actually specifies step (2). But don't worry, I myself lack all Photoshop skills, and must rely on others, so it's still a proper plan, just with different Gnomenclature.
Anyway, below the Orange Squiggle of Power, I will supply some bumpersticker slogans. You may supply others in the comments.
And then hopefully someone with Photoshop skills will "affix" our best work to the Lame-ousine, and ...
PROFIT!
- This bus makes sudden right turns
- pǝddoןɟ-dıןɟ ʇsnɾ ǝʌ,ı sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
- NOT RESPONSIBLE for Irish Setter Poop on your windshield
- Driver paying higher effective tax rate than passenger
- I'm not weird, and I'll baptize anyone who says I am!
- I brake for leveraged buy-outs!
- Plutocrats on board
- Guns, guts, and God ... well, I've got one of the three ...
- How's my driving? Dial 1-800-Blame-Obama with complaints
- This bus proudly burns fossil fuels
- Keep honking, I'm pandering
- This space for rent
- Keep Far Right
- I accelerate for peasants
- Make CEO money at home! Vote 1-800-Willard
- If you can read this we should lay off a few more teachers
- Honk if you want a free haircut
- Follow me to the Cayman Islands!